Level 1
( x ) said LOL out loud
( x ) forgotten your own age
( x ) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 3

Level 3
( x ) Licked your toe
( ) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
( x ) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( x ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 6

Level 5
( x ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
( x ) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( x ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( x ) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
( x ) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( x ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( x ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( x ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 14

Level 8
( x ) Jumped over a car [Without much success]
( ) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( x ) Jumped off a bridge [Err, this is only a tricky technicality since it was more of a wharf than a bridge – unless this puny bridge I jumped off of into the pond a few times when I went skinny dipping counts as well]
( ) Jumped off your house

SO far: 16

Level 10
( x ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
( x ) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 18

Level 11
( x ) Walked into a Pole
( x ) Walked into a Wall
( x ) Walked into someone
( x ) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 22

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 14

Level 13
( x ) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 23

Level 14
( x ) Caught picking your nose
( x ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( x ) Caught with your pants down [I have thus far been able to pull them back up on all occasions before photographic evidence has been gathered]
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 26

Level 15
( x ) Shoved something up your nose
( x ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( x ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( x ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt [I’m a weak little chubby computer midget. SNEEZES RATTLE MY PUNY BODY.]

SO FAR: 30

Level
( x ) Told a lie
( x ) Been caught in a lie
( x ) Lied to cover a lie
( x ) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop [* This is on my to-do list]

SO FAR: 34

Level 17
( x ) Laughed at someone in pain [All the time.]
( x ) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( x ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 37

Level 18
( x ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
( x ) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
( ) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 39

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 39

Level 20
( x ) Pretended to know what you are doing
( x ) Pretended you were hot shit
( x ) Pretended you weren't listening
( ) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 42

Level 22
( x ) Fell on the sidewalk
( x ) Fell down the stairs
( x ) Fell UP the stairs
( x ) went Sledding down the stairs [YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SLEDDED STAIRS.]

SO FAR: 46

Level 23
( x ) Tried to do a real cool back flip
( x ) and busted your ass
( x ) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( x ) and didn't lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 50

Level 24
( x ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( x ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 52

Level 25
( x ) Cried when you hurt yourself
( x ) Cried when you didn't get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex [not yet, but oh I will.]

SO FAR: 54

Level 26
( x ) Gone swimming naked
( x ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
( x ) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( x ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
( x ) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 59

Level 27
( x ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( x ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 61

Level 28
( x ) Locked yourself out of your house
( x ) Locked yourself out of your car [well, not /my/ car but you get the point]
( x ) Locked yourself IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( x ) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( x ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 66

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( x ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
( x ) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 68

Level 31
( x ) Bitten plastic fruit
( x ) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
( x ) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( x ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
( x ) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasn't there

SO FAR: 73

Level 32
( x ) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
( x ) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebrows
( x ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 76
Repost this with the title:
I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things

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Hehehehee, this was fun~ reminded me of a lot of good memories.